Beat My Wheat United Queendom

y0hjii:

you:

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me:

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(via amphaaron)

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.



I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

(Source: homestackers, via thevaginalmonarchy)

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via thevaginalmonarchy)

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

veganbutt:

sascoalition:

Obama will never be half the man nor love America as much as Reagan did.

Obama will never eat as many flags throughout his presidency like Reagan did. Reagan holds the current flag-eating record at 3,463 flags during his presidency. Obama is currently only at 1,072.
Here we see pictured: Reagan in action during one of his flag feedings. This is speculated to be approximately his 560th flag consumed.

(Source: , via thevaginalmonarchy)

what’s your msn?
ancient excerpt from a dead language (via pizzaforpresident)

(via thevaginalmonarchy)

dialupmodem:

uunq:

chesterthecheetah:

okay tumblr i have a game

take this image and keep adding onto it

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(Source: greatjaggi, via thevaginalmonarchy)

  • girl:

    babe come over

  • me:

    im gay

  • girl:

    my parents arent home

  • me:

    cool, still gay

isittingduck:

tennants-hair:

timelord374:

tennants-hair:

so i showed my friend this picture of anakin

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and she was like ”he’s hot”

and i couldnt stop laughing because yeah

he’s

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pretty hot

Too soon

IT’S BEEN NINE YEARS

One might say that it was 
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away

(via graynin)

lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

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(via lolitalivi)

(Source: memewhore)

somethingsavage:

Rain-bros

somethingsavage:

Rain-bros

(via lifeofkuma)

(Source: butthex, via penishole)

sodamnrelatable:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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(Source: nurseblonda, via fecloras)

(Source: alsocool, via ruinedchildhood)

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